Paul 's definitions

scronky

something that hits the window after a violent sneeze

An example atchoo......splat

by Paul December 25, 2003

white sox

Team on the less desirable southern side of chicago.

If you're a downright lowlife you're a sox fan.

If you're a respectable citizen, you're a cubs fan

by Paul September 9, 2004

quimling

A Quimling is a small furry animal, which resembles a bush. It feeds mainly on thick meats, trapping its prey by first dancing, and later squirting a milky fluid, entrapping it deep within its quivering lips.

"Hey Looks at that Bush!"
"NO WAY, THATS A QUIMLING, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT FREEEEEEAKY SHIT!"

by Paul October 7, 2004

wigger

simply a white nigger (The term is usually used by white people who think if your white you should act, talk, etc. a certain way and not like how black people act. It also is usually an offensive term.)

"...wigger who tries to be black cause i talk with an accent and grab on my balls..."

by paul October 22, 2004

TAKING UP THE SLACK

Discribes the moments before passing a huge turd or "windjammer"

To bend the door handle whilst taking up the slack

by Paul January 12, 2004

tar biscuit

Turd, feces, crap, shit, log, load, poop.

Having long been constipated, he finally broke loose and clogged my toilet up with an enormous tar biscuit.

by Paul April 19, 2004

Wham

George's Michael former group. Gayest of em all, but with an 80's look.

by Paul July 18, 2003