Paul "Bonnie"'s definitions

Goods

"The Goods"

The goods can be used in any context in any type of sentence. Mostly used as a pronoun, "the goods" ususally means something positive, and is a direct object.

I was getting "the goods". (The goods, in this case, is ANYTHING).

She is "the goods".

Oh Yup. "The Goods".

Jimmy "The Goods" Martin

Wheres the beer? Oh, you mean "the goods?"

I'm hungry, lets get "the goods".

by Paul "Bonnie" April 30, 2007

Stats

Stats: The reduction of a woman to an absolute value. Hooking up, making out, getting dome....it is all a value that can be added to ones "score card".

Paul wrote the book on "stats".

Huston got "Stats" last night.

That fat bit*h is a negative stat.

by Paul "Bonnie" April 30, 2007