Paul's definitions

DBASE

To lower ones self or to lower another's self esteem

To believe in things said in spite anger or jealousy.

To say to someone your crap or no good at something or you don't look nice when in reality all is actually fine.

by Paul March 12, 2004

Redneck

Typical FOX News viewer. Rarely has more than a high school education.

Those rednecks got all riled up after watching FOX News last night.

by Paul August 21, 2003

alice in chains

Greatest band ever!

Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Beatles, Zepp... have nuthin on AIC.

by Paul April 2, 2004

benitalia

The testicles of a man named Ben. They are like genitalia but are not...THEY ARE BENITALIA!

I lose my benitalia in the war.

by Paul March 22, 2005

nipple head

when one's cranium resembles a large milk filled breast

grant . . . you need a hair cut because wearing your missus' bra on your face doesn't cut the mustard

by paul May 3, 2004

weeee

To Masturbate, spank the monkey, jack off, fesa.

I'm off to weeee. See you tomorrow.

by Paul September 7, 2003

old man smell

A smell that often wafts off of old men. It is a medly of Old Spice Aftershave, Brylcreem Hair Slyling Gel and Ben Gay.

The funny thing is that, minus the Ben Gay smell, This was probably a hip and manly smell for the average 20 something guy back in the 50's

Was grandpa just here? I detect some Old man Smell.

by Paul June 25, 2005