Pancake Bottom

a flat ass commonly seen on white girls

Why would I be attracted to Sara? White girl gotta pancake bottom, and I need a big ol' ledge booty!

by Paul Thundergod June 29, 2007

ass master

A dude who's really good at butt-fucking.

Gay dudes call Lamar the "Ass Master!"

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

doo-doo butter

watery feces (A.K.A. "splatter shit")

by Paul Thundergod July 23, 2003

Muff diving

Cunnilingus

My woman won't blow men unless I go muff diving first!

by Paul Thundergod July 03, 2003

twinkie defense

Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.

What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

back door action

hardcore, consensual butt fucking

She let me get some back door action!

by Paul Thundergod July 02, 2003

nerd porn

any catalog selling software, computer hardware, or any computer-related product

"Ooh! Nerd porn! Nerd porn!" SPLOOGE

by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003