35 definitions by Paul Thundergod

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a really hairy back and chest on a man; some men shave off their man sweaters
I don't take off my shirt in public because of my man sweater!
by Paul Thundergod July 09, 2003
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A butt-ugly, poor female piece of white trash who will fuck any man in sight. Usually has a shitload of kids by many different men.
Don't fuck that trailer park skank, Charlie. She'll give you herpes!
by Paul Thundergod June 25, 2003
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a derogatory term for persons of European ancestry; see also honky, cracker and blue-eyed devil
Kiss my ass, ya cracker-ass whitey!
by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003
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Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.
What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!
by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003
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bumpin and grindin and shit like yo girl was gettin nekkid and dry humpin a brass pole
Yo fat ass mama and skanky sister worked my shit like a striper pole!
by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003
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"Your Shaolin Kung Fu is most impressive, but it is no match for my Humping Dog Yuk Fu!"
by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003
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