Why would I be attracted to Sara? White girl gotta pancake bottom, and I need a big ol' ledge booty!
by Paul Thundergod June 29, 2007
A dude who's really good at butt-fucking.
by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003
by Paul Thundergod July 03, 2003
Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.
What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!
by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003
She let me get some back door action!
by Paul Thundergod July 02, 2003
by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003