35 definitions by Paul Thundergod
Ron Jeremy has a crotch hammer!
by Paul Thundergod July 09, 2003
A butt-ugly, poor female piece of white trash who will fuck any man in sight. Usually has a shitload of kids by many different men.
by Paul Thundergod June 25, 2003
by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003
Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.
What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!
by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003