43 definitions by Paul J Parkinson

loosenut

any person who is slightly crazy and may just snap and lose it.

Eve was such a loosenut, Adam feared for his life.

by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005

big meanie

a purposely hurtful jerk!

Eve; Adam, stop being such a big meanie by telling Cain he's not your child, and that you just found him roaming around the garden!

by Paul J Parkinson April 25, 2005

9/11

Another way to say you deserved it!

Yankee; I just got kicked in the nads by my ho, bitch girlfriend!
(Anyone); Speaking about her that way, I think 9/11! I'd do it too, but you Amerikans got no balls.

by Paul J Parkinson June 13, 2005

spwinter

That yukkie weather between winter and spring!

brown snow on the ground, slush falling from the sky, too cold for a light jacket, too warm for the winter coat, what a typical spwinter's day!

by Paul J Parkinson May 8, 2005

gizzard

the loose fitting skin that hangs around someones neck that at one time used to be a double chin.

that womans gizzard looks like a sack of wet diapers.

by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005

schlock

the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.

Adam and Eve are having sex:

Eve; oh Adam(she screams)

Adam; (grunting)

(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)

by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005

thing-a-ma-jig

a way to describe an object when the words don't come to mind(usually done while pointing). similar in meaning to doo-hickey.

I could not remember the name of the object, so I looked at my friend, pointed, and asked him to pass the thing-a-ma-jig.

by Paul J Parkinson March 24, 2005