Pat's definitions

Mini Brown

Son of Ira Brown, walks funny, almost looks like a squirrel, denies the obvious fact of doing many drugs as a child, apparently loves toast

Ya know, toast is a really under-rated breakfast food!

by Pat May 14, 2003

relative humidity

It's that little drop of sweat that beads up on the back of your neck and dribbles down your back, thru your crack and eventually drips off of your ball while your fucking you sister.

by Pat May 14, 2003

toaster

a shiny object which keeps me mezmorized for hours on end...oo yes its toasts toast to...

1) (present form) wow that toaster is shiny
2) (present posessive) wow my toaster is shinier
3) (present vulgar) give me my shiny toaster 'fore i cap yo ass

by pat May 15, 2003

Hairy Babushca

A person who is extremely hairy in every part of the body

Maddie is hairy babushca

by pat June 30, 2003

road rules

a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.

Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules.

by pat July 13, 2003

styles

1 different ways in which something can be done, said, or thought.
2 an infatuation among young people who wish to create "their own style". considered utterly useless by NORMAL-AGED people, who insist all should share one uniform style. essentially, the cause of every war.

Man: i got slick shoes brotha and some kicks and shit man, and yo, its tight brotha
Man #2: that man has STYLE!

by pat July 13, 2003

spchel

Fat assed midget

Overweight midget in jackass

by Pat July 20, 2003