Party Tony's definitions

Taco Sweats

The act of eating so many tacos that you literally start sweating and smell like it. This smell entices the user to go out and buy even more tacos.

(Real Mexican tacos; not that Tacobell hard taco bullshit.)

I remember eating around 30 carne asada tacos, the next morning I woke up with taco sweats and got 20 more for breakfast. I didn't even bother showering I smelled great.

by Party Tony April 18, 2014

boob estimation technique

(B)oob (E)stimation (T)echnique

The process by which one determines a woman's bust strictly by appearance from a distance. This method is also name as BET for short.

The method may involve how much the breast protrudes from the clothing that is worn on the individual. This gives the observer an indication of the volume of the boob.
Further factors may include the height or weight of the person.

Dude 1: Dude, check out the rack on that chick! How big is she?

Dude 2: I dunno man, but let's use the Boob Estimation Technique!

Dude 1: BET? You're on!

by Party Tony September 5, 2012

jumbo jones

A gigantic jumbo polish/weiner hot dog from Kelly's Deli.

I had a jumbo jones for lunch today! It was MASSIVE.

by Party Tony November 5, 2013

The Curse of Big Tony

When Big Tony joins your group as a bandwagon fan (like a sports team), a great misfortune will befall the group. This is an equivalent of a dark cloud hanging over someone.

"Due to the Curse of Big Tony, The Dodgers lost Game 6 against the Brewers." (True Story)

by Party Tony October 19, 2018

shit-stunned

The feeling of being surprised by something so shocking that it feels like you shit your pants - but you really didn't.

ex: Man, I was so shit-stunned that I won the lottery!

by Party Tony October 22, 2011

kewsome

A term used to express a combined feeling of kewl and awesome.

ex: That guy actually pulled off the trick...kewsome!!

by Party Tony October 17, 2011