Definitions by Paroketh

Dracosaur 

drack-oh-sahr

A person so inebriated that they no longer resemble a human being. Characteristics often include accidental furniture smashing, inaudible/nonsensical attempts at communication and/or an inability to consume food or drink without spilling it.

As is the case with werewolves, on returning to human form it is not uncommon for a dracosaur to have no recollection of the events and actions which took place during the metamorphic phase.

group name and collective noun: a crash of dracosaurs

After consuming two bottles of wine followed by a whole bottle of Southern Comfort - "I feel like a dracosaur".

Boy: "Iain wants to come round on his way back from town. Is that OK?"
Girlfriend: "Is he going to be a dracosaur again?"

Dracosaur by Paroketh January 19, 2011