Dracosaur 

drack-oh-sahr

A person so inebriated that they no longer resemble a human being. Characteristics often include accidental furniture smashing, inaudible/nonsensical attempts at communication and/or an inability to consume food or drink without spilling it.

As is the case with werewolves, on returning to human form it is not uncommon for a dracosaur to have no recollection of the events and actions which took place during the metamorphic phase.

group name and collective noun: a crash of dracosaurs

After consuming two bottles of wine followed by a whole bottle of Southern Comfort - "I feel like a dracosaur".

Boy: "Iain wants to come round on his way back from town. Is that OK?"
Girlfriend: "Is he going to be a dracosaur again?"

Dracosaur by Paroketh January 19, 2011

Danosaur 

' Danosaur ' is a term for British youtuber Daniel Howell commonly known as Dan or danisnotonfire's subscribers. Dan's subscribers can also be identifyed as the ' Llama Army ' but he says " I prefer the term danosaur, because army implies i'm going to make you do stuff "

Person 1: Do you like danisnotonfire?
Person 2: Yeah! I'm a danosaur.

Danosaur by ❥p h i l l e s t e r April 17, 2013

Danosaur 

A person who watches, and enjoys the youtuber, danisnotonfire. A young british fellow who is quite hilarious and not too hard on the eyes.

Annie: Oh my God, danisnotonfire uploaded a new video!
Allie: Really?! Let's go watch it!!!
Annie: Yes, let's. We are SUCH Danosaurs!
Allie: Agreed!

Danosaur by luuuuuuuucy. November 7, 2010

Dramasaurus 

A person who is so over whelmed with drama that their life revolves around the drama and they have no more of a life.

" Why are you such a DRAMASAURUS!? "

Dramasaurus by Katelyn aka blondieeee January 25, 2009

Dramasaurus Rex 

DRAMA-SAR-US Rex, noun; A creature you thought was extinct after your last relationship, you have yet again unearthed another example of this terrifying creature. Prone to argue about anything, create trouble out of nothing and never ever under any circumstance admit they are wrong!

Also see drama queen.

"My girlfriend is such a Dramasaurus Rex, I need to bail out now!"

"Did you hear her at the party the other night? Such a Dramasaurus Rex!"

Dramasaurus Rex by Samson!!! January 2, 2012

Dracoturtles

Vicious imaginary beasts, 2 meter high (about 6 feet) and 5 meters long (not including the tail) fire-breathing turtles, with a long spiked dragon tail which they uses to whip and pierce their victims with. Another one of their evolutionary gifts are very powerful triangular jaws, that end with a point, with which great pressure could be applied on a single point of something unfortunate enough to be caught in between them.

Dracoturtles existed up to the middle ages, secluded in caves, usually near volcanos, everflowing rivers of lava, or other hot places. When knights came to slay them, they used their immensely powerful jaws like a can opener, to open the armour of the knight.

At winter when there were less knights,
they had to resort to kidnapping princesses so valiant knights would come and rescue them.

With the passing of the middle ages and the introduction of gunpowder to the world, they were extinct, together with their more deadly brothers - the dragons.

Turtles, however, were not considered dangerous by the humans and so were not slain... But they are... and one day... expect the turtles to exact revenge upon the foolish humans who killed their brothers.

The imaginary beasts are used in no book, in no movie, by no person... but they should.

Also see: Shlomo the Camel

Examples of not-so-famous Dracoturtles: Randolf the Mighty, Squary the Square-jawed...

Dracoturtles by Yaly Sela August 30, 2005

draculaura 

she is a monster high character, the adopted daughter of dracula. she is a vampire (actually she was turned into a vampire, but a vampire nonetheless). she's 1600 years old. her birthday is february 14th, valentine's day! (fun fact: draculaura's ex boyfriend valentine, named valentine's day after her)! she's dating her current boyfriend, clawd wolf! <3

draculaura was gifted a roadster for her sweet 1600!

draculaura by monstersyndrome November 23, 2021