Papa Smurf 's definitions

dminitri

A word extracted from the name Dmitri and Used to describe a person who cannot construct a sentence or spell his own name, Is rude, Arrogant, Can never be wrong, Has very bad BO Problems.

This person is short, hard to work with, hard to understand and just a general real pain in the ass.

Gee he is a real Dminitri, I cant understand a thing he is saying, he smells and he is really giving me the shits and nothing he does is his fault.

by Papa Smurf October 20, 2004

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.

Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!

by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004

Box cutter

The Islamic terrorist's switchblade and edged weapon of choice.

The towelheads on Flight 11 out of Boston were armed with box cutters.

by Papa Smurf July 27, 2005

How about a nice cup of Shut The Fuck Up?

One of many things to say to someone that needs to stop talking nonsense or bothering you.

I told those loud-mouthin fat-ass black chicks to have a nice cup of shut the fuck up. I was surprised when they actually tried to.

by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004