Panchoman Jr.'s definitions

DMILF

Is just like a "MILF”, except it refers to A Divorced Woman.

The mother of one of my grade school children is a true DMILF. I often see her in my dreams...

by Panchoman Jr. June 21, 2007

and 1/2

A phrase used by men, generally added to a fictitious number that they use to describe the length of their penis.

The guy that tried to pick me up last night said he had an 8 and 1/2 incher. The way he talked, I didn't believe, so I didn't give him a chance to show me.

by Panchoman Jr. November 15, 2006

man eater

This refers to a woman whose obsession is giving oral sex to a man. Every man's dream of a woman giving them a blow job, and doing a very very good job of it.

Because of all her previous experience she was a real man eater,

by Panchoman Jr. November 9, 2006

fuck a duck

A term of endearmart that I often use in a playful way when my lady and I are having anal/doggie style sex in my swimming pool

Last night my lady and I did a "fuck a duck” which we both enjoyed tremendously.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

TW3

A weekly show on TV during the 1960s? It's purpose was to recap the things that had gone on the previous week.

The show title was "That Was the Week That Was" -it had three "T”s, and three "W"s in the title.

Everyone is coming over to my house next week. Everybody wants to see the newest TW3, which is on next week. It is a great show that is often very funny.

by Panchoman Jr. January 2, 2007

Pole master

Definition one: a woman who has extensive experience giving oral/blow jobs, and because of that, she does an amazing job!

Definition two: a stripper/dancer whose specialty is dancing on/with a Pole. The pole is generally mounted on the stage in a nightclub.

When she was dancing on stage with the pole, she almost seemed to have an orgasm. Obviously she was a magnificent pole master.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

cowgirl up

When a woman is in the cowgirl position (on top straddling her man), she is sitting straight up as opposed to laying chest the chest on top of her man.

When my girl does cowgirl up, I love playing with her breasts.

by Panchoman Jr. November 16, 2006