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Definitions by PamperKing

Matt Laughing

To Matt Laugh is to hear something dumb that someone else does and to overreact and start laughing super hard because “You do the same thing” when you really don’t.
Person one “I always eat my own boogers”
Person two “HAHAHA I DO THE SAME EXACT THING!”
Person two “Bro, why are you Matt Laughing?”
To be swerved is to have the moments when you say something dumb be pointed out. And to swerve someone is to point it out when they say something dumb.
Person one “Bro, I heard that to be swerved is to be hurt”
Person two “No it means that someone points it out when you say something dumb.”
Person three “You just got swerved.”
Swerved by PamperKing May 21, 2026
The cheese you see when you pull back your foreskin.
“Hey bro, I was just looking and there’s so much Cottle in my cock.”

“I don’t want to hear about your Cottle, bro.”
Cottle by PamperKing May 20, 2026
The act of accidentally upsetting somebody. And it can also be used to rage bait by saying you were pyrusing someone, while you were purposefully upsetting them.
“You are pyrusing me right now, bro.” “Sorry, I was pyrusing you, bro. My bad.”
Pyrus by PamperKing May 20, 2026