Definitions by Paddy Smith

Bollocks

To damage, destroy, render unusable, make useless, to break

"Leave my computer alone, you'll bollocks it up like last time!"

Bollocks by Paddy Smith April 11, 2003

Bollocks

Plural of "Bollock", a testicle.Although usually found in pairs have been known to be individually removed, either surgically or violently.

If you so much as look at that woman again I'll cut one of your bollocks off and feed you it for breakfast!

Bollocks by Paddy Smith April 11, 2003

munted 

damaged, broken, deformed, fucked-up, drunk

We'll have to walk; my car's munted!

munted by Paddy Smith April 11, 2003