Paccali's definitions

junk in the trunk

When one's ass is either wider than they are tall, or when each individual cheek is mistaken for car bumpers; also, an old woman with a diaper.

I saw this really hot girl, but when she turned around, it was an old lady with her junk in the trunk. She was still hot though.

by Paccali November 15, 2002

cooch

The golden-pot at the end of the painful asskissing rainbow. The black box, or in laimens terms: the vagina

That Dutch transfer student is wearing her pants so low, I could see her cooch.

by Paccali January 15, 2003

New Jersey

The Capital of Sicily (since the good Italians arent from Sicily); ie. The armpit of America. Known as the garden state because... well, they do... eh... Are in no way associated with anything beautiful and living!

I hate people (who are from _______)/ (who look like ______)/ (whose skin is ______)/ (who think that____)

by Paccali February 25, 2003

blow out

Occurs when after not shitting for 2 or 3 days, someone mentions poop, and you just lose your bowels.

I was on this date with that girl, and she mentioned how shitty this girl was acting towards her. And while I listened to her, I had a total blowout in my pants. Good thing she is a fecalfeliac.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

smeg

The shortened version of the word "smegma", which is defined as: coagulated semen surrounding the end of the penis; also found in the hair of high schoolers

Dude, I just yanked off a huge crusty piece of smeg; lets put it in that kid's pizza!

by Paccali November 12, 2002

anonyswitch

When someone who writes a definition for a word here at UD, and then either is afraid to put a name, or wants everyone to think that they are that person, and hides his opinion behind a mask of fear.

I know several people who try the old anonyswitch; also, many of these people like to mash the one eyed lizard-man.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

copterspin

The action of examining porn, and proceeding to spin one's penis around, in a circular path, with enough velocity to lift one's body out of a chair, as such that a helecopter does

Remember to go for a copterspin before that date.

by Paccali November 11, 2002