Paccali's definitions

fecal dart

A peice of feces launched out of the anus, with the objective of hitting someone in the face, or just spashing in the toilet water

Man, I saw this kid walk by, and as a joke, I shot a fecal dart at his forehead. By the way, you have shit near your eyes. You're so gross.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

blow out

Occurs when after not shitting for 2 or 3 days, someone mentions poop, and you just lose your bowels.

I was on this date with that girl, and she mentioned how shitty this girl was acting towards her. And while I listened to her, I had a total blowout in my pants. Good thing she is a fecalfeliac.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

Three Hour Game

A purchased video game, that is beatable within the first day, and leads to major disappointment and/or masturbation.

Don't get that new bond game, it's a three hour game.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

danza slap

When, after oral sex, a man pulls his penis out of the woman's face, and proceeds to smack it across the woman's cheeks. Used mostly as a finishing move. Not to be confused with turkeyslapping, which is just a smack in the face with a penis, not necessarily to a woman who is giving oral sex, or even someone who wants to be near the penis.

That girl actually asked me to danza slap her, but I told her that I don't do that to my sister.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

anonyswitch

When someone who writes a definition for a word here at UD, and then either is afraid to put a name, or wants everyone to think that they are that person, and hides his opinion behind a mask of fear.

I know several people who try the old anonyswitch; also, many of these people like to mash the one eyed lizard-man.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

jackoslam

To take a shit in a pumpkin, and set it on a friend's porch

I smeared in my pants trying to jackoslam

by Paccali November 13, 2002

3 some

A sexual encounter INCLUDING yourself and two others, not four total people as the moron first thought.

That kid thinks that if you take 1. himself, 2. The person he's talking to, 3. his girlfriend, and 4. that person's sister, and add it up, that makes three...nope... a threesome takes only three people, four and more makes an orgy, you huge dumbass.

by Paccali November 12, 2002