junk in the trunk

When one's ass is either wider than they are tall, or when each individual cheek is mistaken for car bumpers; also, an old woman with a diaper.

I saw this really hot girl, but when she turned around, it was an old lady with her junk in the trunk. She was still hot though.

by Paccali November 15, 2002

copterspin

The action of examining porn, and proceeding to spin one's penis around, in a circular path, with enough velocity to lift one's body out of a chair, as such that a helecopter does

Remember to go for a copterspin before that date.

by Paccali November 11, 2002

chunn

A line (sometimes only imaginary) that extends along the body beginning at the base of the belly-button, and terminates at the clitorial region. The bulkier the person gets, the more pronounced the chunn becomes. When the chunn is noticeable, the person is immediately deemed "too fat." This is the leading method for the "too fat cut-off."

That fat chick's chunn is like the Greenwich Mean Line. Sick.

by Paccali May 04, 2006

blow out

Occurs when after not shitting for 2 or 3 days, someone mentions poop, and you just lose your bowels.

I was on this date with that girl, and she mentioned how shitty this girl was acting towards her. And while I listened to her, I had a total blowout in my pants. Good thing she is a fecalfeliac.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

New Jersey

The Capital of Sicily (since the good Italians arent from Sicily); ie. The armpit of America. Known as the garden state because... well, they do... eh... Are in no way associated with anything beautiful and living!

I hate people (who are from _______)/ (who look like ______)/ (whose skin is ______)/ (who think that____)

by Paccali February 25, 2003

Drum Roll

When, after climaxing in a woman's vagina, the man pulls his penis out, and procedes to drum on her belly with it; lasts up to a minute, whence past a minute, it becomes tummy-beating.

I did the drum roll on her and the whole thing, then she cried.

by Paccali December 18, 2002

3 some

A sexual encounter INCLUDING yourself and two others, not four total people as the moron first thought.

That kid thinks that if you take 1. himself, 2. The person he's talking to, 3. his girlfriend, and 4. that person's sister, and add it up, that makes three...nope... a threesome takes only three people, four and more makes an orgy, you huge dumbass.

by Paccali November 12, 2002