Donminator

A term commonly used to describe gay Italian men that fantasize about playing baseball for their beloved New York Yankees and/or Mets. In many cases, it's common for their dreams to become sexual in nature.
Lately Donny has been running around the house in his Mets speedo and insisting that everyone refer to him as the Donminator.
by PTL April 11, 2006
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Ralphalization

The art of convincing yourself that what you're saying is true in order to justify lies to cover lies to cover lies to cover lies, etc. If you believe it to be true in your mind, you've already won half the battle.
When I didn't show up or call I knew that had to come up with a pretty good Ralphalization in order to avoid catching shit from everyone. I said that my dog ate my homework, an old friend came in from out of town, my clothes were in the washing machine, I was shaving, my cellphone isn't working...and all of those things really are possible. Therefore, I really didn't lie!
by PTL April 11, 2006
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tool-sniffer

A homosexual that enjoys smelling another person's penis after sexual intercourse.
Joe Hodges is the biggest tool-sniffer I've ever known.
by PTL April 07, 2006
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