wank blanket

this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress

jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute

by POWER B May 14, 2003

draw mud

the threat of an unwanted shit discharge in the pants

i had a proper hot vindaloo last night and now i'm scared i'm gonna draw mud!!!

by POWER B May 13, 2003

THE WAND AND THE HAIRY SACK OF MAGIC

Slang for ya cock n balls

i cast a spell on the local nun last night with my wand and hairy sac of magic, she was calling for god by the end of it i can tell you

by Power B May 14, 2003