POOP's definitions

puh

a sigh, except more cutiez.

" NO you can't go to the aLlIsTeR concerrt!"
reply:
"puh..."

by poop June 25, 2003

sass

adj.describing vulgarity

Watch that sass Capt. Sassy Pants

by poop April 8, 2005

dicktate

Giving a big fat cock to someone. And by that i mean hardcore sex

That is some deep dicktating

by poop May 28, 2004

Elk

An animal that resembles a deer. They are a prized by Mr. Hinckle. The elk is extremely intelligent and are good inventors. They have constructed many gadgets for Hinckle and are currently working on a way for him to have a 3 million chicken farm. They are also in his special forces units and are helping him to overthrow the world. If you see an Elk, follow it for it may lead you to Hinckle's secret lair. If so, contact everyone you can so we can once and for all defeat Mr. Hinckle!!!

I found an Elk in my cereal.

by poop March 27, 2003

shotgun

when u exhale smoke into someone elses mouth

that was a good hit i want shotgun

by poop December 8, 2003

futhman

Futhman - An unfunny fat Arab dude on LiveJournal. Internet Personified.

He represents everything wrong with the Internet, he is bloated, unfunny, slow and lots of people think he's real cool.

Oh, but he's not.

Jameth: Futhman posted about how he's a fat Arab again. By the way, I'm really gay and have cats and like penises.

Futhman: SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT AS EPOPULAR AS I AM SHUT UP YOU FAG I WRITE FOR LJDRAMA.ORG AND HAVE OVER 200 LJ FRIENDS YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS

by poop August 31, 2004

jizz-piss

When you get done jacking off, and then you have to piss immediately afterward. A stinging pain inside the dick hole may result.

I screamed while taking a jizz-piss out the second story window, so my mom walked in and saw the Britney Spears nake nudes pics on the computer, and sent me to see a shrink.

by poop April 12, 2005