like a fat kid on cake

To be very much on something or all over something; like white on rice; very attracted to something. The term is especially appropriate to use when describing the attraction of a drunk male to a fat chick, or hogging.

Whoa, look at that hot chick with big tits. I'd love to take her home with me. I'd be all over that like a fat kid on cake.

by PMax February 19, 2009

freshman Ferrari

A school bus. So called because in high school most of its passengers are freshmen, and because it is considered to be very uncool, unlike a fancy sports car like a Ferrari. Also called tart cart, yellow limousine, cheese wagon and loser cruiser.

Little brother: "Hey, sis, can I get a ride home from you?"

Big sister: "No. Ride the freshman Ferrari."

by PMax January 11, 2009

Tennessee low rider

The vehicle that results when a fatass gets into a ricer or other klunker and, due to their obese weight, makes the car ride a few inches closer to the ground.

That fatso fatty butt got into that Honda and the suspension sank five inches. Now it is a Tennessee low rider.

by PMax March 12, 2008

hoggy

Chubby, chunky or fat, especially in regard to a female; describes a person who might be the target of a hogger or the subject of hogging. A plumper or BBW or fatty could be described as hoggy.

Drunk Guy: "Dude, I think I might try to hook up with that girl."

Sober Friend: "Are you sure you want to do that?"

Drunk Guy: "Dude, why not? She has big tits!"

Sober Friend: "Yeah, but she's pretty hoggy."

Drunk Guy: "You think so?"

Sober Friend: "Yes. Trust me. You're wearing beer goggles."

by PMax February 11, 2008

Afreakan

An African freak or an African American freak; a black person who is strange or weird.

Cori: "Dude, did you see that guy with the big afro jump over that kid and dunk it? That was unreal!"

Sammy: "Yeah, I saw him . . . he's an Afreakan!"

by PMax February 11, 2008

Omega Mu

A fat chick or a fatty posse. Derived from the fat girl sorority Omega Mu in the movie Revenge of the Nerds. The Omega Mu plumpers help the nerds such as Takashi, Wormser, Poindexter, Lewis and Gilbert, Lamar Latrell and Booger combat the jocks and cheerleaders and they put on a concert and take control of the campus.

"Look at that big fat fatty in the short skirt and tight, low cut top!"

"What an Omega Mu!"

by PMax February 12, 2008

big flat fatty

A fat girl who is flat chested; a fat chick who does not have big tits. An overweight girl with small boobs.

See also big fat flatty.

That poor fat chick has small tits. She's a big flat fatty.

by PMax April 13, 2008