PMax's definitions
by PMax February 23, 2008
Get the jiggleboomug. A bed, mattress, futon or even a blanket or sleeping bag on which someone has ejaculated several times, especially when multiple used, dried condoms are left lying on it. This is because oyster is used as slang for ejaculate and used condoms dry up and somewhat resemble oyster shells. An oyster bed will usually belong to a slob or a hogger, almost always male.
Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.
Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.
Pat goes hogging in his bed all the time and doesn't change the sheets. Even worse, he leaves his jizz and dried rubbers in it. He sleeps in an oyster bed and it's disgusting.
by PMax April 22, 2010
Get the oyster bedmug. 1. Chief executive officer of a state in the United States.
2. A valve that affects fuel supply and output to an engine in order to impose a maximum speed on a vehicle.
2. A valve that affects fuel supply and output to an engine in order to impose a maximum speed on a vehicle.
1. Before they became President of the United States, Bill Clinton was elected governor of Arkansas and Ronald Reagan was elected governor of California.
2. The rental truck we used to move Pat's furniture had a governor valve that prevented us from driving faster than 65 mph.
2. The rental truck we used to move Pat's furniture had a governor valve that prevented us from driving faster than 65 mph.
by PMax February 24, 2008
Get the Governormug. An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.
Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.
by PMax February 11, 2008
Get the klunkermug. Sexual intercourse. The act of putting one's pickle into another person. Pickle Pierce could refer to knocking boots or booty banging.
by PMax February 12, 2008
Get the Pickle Piercemug. The one airline in America with the best record for being on time and not losing luggage. The airline that delays and cancels flight less often than any other. Also the airline with the most friendly, helpful and pleasant customer service. And it is also the most profitable airline and one of the few that didn't milk bankruptcy protection, sticking it to people after bilking all of its creditors.
I had to fly to Phoenix. I took Southwest Airlines because I knew that they would be on time, unlike the others.
by PMax March 7, 2008
Get the Southwest Airlinesmug. A gathering where hoggers hope to hook up with fat chicks. A fat bagging and plumpfuck fiesta. A good place for getting fat bitched. The place to find Omega Mu action or FFB play. A party for playing nail the whale. A paradise for any plumper humper, hogger, veeter, chocolatier, chubby chaser, hog farmer, fattybanger, plumper pumper, blimper, whale rider, blubbernaut, fatty fucker, whale humper, fat bagger, cottage cheese lover, who wants to get with a plumper, fatty, lardass, eater, chunker, sperm whale, fat bitch, big girl, manatee, fatty mcbutter pants bonbon style, chubbette, pig muffin, fatty-boombalatty, chub scout, buffet queen, fatsquatch, buffet blimp, fatty patty, glutton, fatty-bombatty, pork muffin, plump monkey, vitellius, fat benatar, slumpbuster, butterball, plumpette, truffle hunter, BBW, SSBBW, lard golem, fatso fatty butt, juggaload, plumpa lumpa or other blimpy, hoggy, fattractive or fat chick.
Greg went to a pork party, put on the beer goggles and nailed a fatty who was fatter than a republican in a tub full of poor people. The next morning he suffered from fatty remorse because his friends had played faterazzi and snapped photos of him caught red handed playing nail the whale.
by PMax April 6, 2008
Get the pork partymug.