Definitions by PMax

Cleveland Browner 

A person who engages in Cleveland Browning; a person who hooks up with a Cleveland Brown, which is a girl with a nice body but an ugly face, also known as a bagger or butterface.

John is such a Cleveland Browner. For the third time this semester he bagged a bagger - he hooked up with yet another ugly chick who happened to have a nice body.

Cleveland Browner by PMax March 9, 2008

Dr. J 

Julius Erving, a Hall of Fame basketball player. Dr. J played college basketball at UMass and then went to the American Basketball Association where he played for the Virginia Squires and New York Nets. When the ABA and NBA merged, onerous financial conditions placed on the Nets forced them to sell the rights to Dr. J to the Philadelphia 76ers, with whom he had a fantastic career until his retirement in 1987.

Among other feats, in the 1976 ABA All Star Game during the first slam dunk contest Dr. J dunked the ball after leaping from the free throw line.

Dr. J was one of the great players from the American Basketball Association who also dominated in the NBA.

Dr. J by PMax March 9, 2008

frumping 

Hooking up with a frump. Like hogging, but with a bagger or butterface instead of a fat chick. Making it with an ugly or homely girl; screwing a frumpet.

Don went frumping last night and he hooked up with a total Cleveland Brown - she looked nice from the neck down, but she was pretty ugly above the shoulders.

frumping by PMax March 9, 2008

frumped 

To have been subjected to sex by a frump. Similar to being fat bitched but by a girl who is ugly instead of fat. Waking up next to a bagger, butterface or Cleveland Brown. One can be frumped voluntarily, as in the case of a fat bagger or hogger.

Mike went home with that bagger from the bar last night. I think he got frumped!

frumped by PMax March 9, 2008

frumpadump 

To dump a frump after a sexual encounter or an episode of hogging. The method by which a hogger or frumper gets away from a butterface, bagger or Cleveland Brown with whom he has slept or had sex.

Don hooked up with that skinny, ugly girl and went home with her. He got out of that quickly in the morning with a standard frumpadump move. He asked her to get him something to eat, and when she left the room, he climbed out the window and ran away.

frumpadump by PMax March 9, 2008

frump factor

The degree to which a girl is a frump, or the amount by which an otherwise attractive girl has reduced her attractiveness by gaining weight, dressing sloppy or not wearing makeup or doing her hair.

She was really cute, but sometimes she didn't look that great because she would dial up the frump factor by wearing big loose sweatshirts and ratty jeans.

frump factor by PMax March 9, 2008

frump face

A girl with a nice body but an unattractive face. The same thing as a butterface, bagger, frump or Cleveland Brown.

We looked across the bar and thought we saw a hottie - she was slender and had pretty hair. But then she turned around and we saw her homely mug. She was a frump face, unfortunately.

frump face by PMax March 9, 2008