PI55's definitions

Dick

Something some people claim to have that's big, but in reality, even some women have more balls than them.

If you claim to have a big dick, you are a big dick yourself.

Retarded guy: My dick is so long, it goes from A-Z!
Woman: Do you have a querty keyboard?
Retarded guy: Why ask?
Woman: Look at it.

by PI55 September 20, 2018

Perfect

Not you.

You are not perfect.

And you especially are not perfect if you're getting pissed over this definition.

by PI55 September 22, 2018

St. Anger

NOT the worst Metallica album. Seriously, I don't get why this album is so hated. Yes, "omg the snare sonds so bed" but guess what? Some people don't give a shit about it!

"ST. ANGER IS WORST METALLICA ALBUM EVER"

by PI55 September 22, 2018

No You

A "comeback" you use when you're too trash and uncreative to make a roast.

But wait! There's more. The autistic version of this saying would be "no u".

There are quite a few variants of this fucking retarded saying:
"I know you are but what am I"
"You are too"
"So are you"
"You are what you called me"
"That's what you are too"
"*literally copy what they said*"
"You are *insert what they said* too"
And for a bonus, show off how angry you really are by putting a smiley. Show you are also angry (but not as angry lmao) by putting an angry face. Don't put emojis, fuckface.

See? I came up with those easily. Next time you get in a fight, don't say shit like this. It only makes you closer to defeat.

"Rabbits are shit"
"No you"
"Says the one who isn't creative enough to say that"

by PI55 September 29, 2018

Generalize

Something people who hate America do. They say "omg they all suck" because of a few percentage of it.

"americans are all racists"
"how are you going to generalize a whole fucking country like that"

by PI55 October 4, 2018