PHiL's definitions

bulker

Someone who makes a living from sending out spam emails. A new breed is an SMS bulker, tired of falling replies from email spam, have moved on to attacking cellphones.

I used to be an experienced bulker before I got sued by AOL and Verizon.

by Phil February 13, 2005

software engineering

One of the most pointless principles in the field of computer science. Entails nothing but common sense applied to programming, and generally takes up too much of your time to create stupid diagrams so people less intelligent than yourself can understand how it fits together.

Software engineering was the stupidest class I had to take in college, it reminded me of the kind of work my friends in the School of Business do.

by Phil October 16, 2004

assbomb

a girl with a NICE ass

Guy 1: britney spears is teh assbomb!
Guy 2: dude, that was like 7 years ago
Guy 1: i'm lonely, aren't i?

by Phil December 28, 2005

dick poo

to have an orgasim and your penis shoots a large load of semen

that was the best dick poo i have ever felt

by phil February 9, 2005

Indy

A mobile guiness disposal device often found near sushi bars

Where is the Indy? Over there looking for the sushi bar.

by Phil January 12, 2004

beanerschnitzel

A child born to parents of mixed back ground. Specifically half mexican and half german.

When Mexicans in the US Army are stationed in Germany there are sure to be many a beanerschnitzels running around very soon.

by phil January 13, 2005

Dykeasaurus

a very large dyke

that bitch is is to big to be a dyke, she a dykeasaurus

by phil May 21, 2003