uncle craggle

Noun. That strange drunk man at the party that insists you call him Uncle, and sit on his knee, when you are in no way related. Items always seem to go missing after Uncle Craggle has visited.

Come talk to your Uncle Craggle. All right!

by Phish April 08, 2005

NAF NAF

A life vest that you use like a jacket.

Hey you have a NAF NAF, what did you do jump ship or sumfin?

by PHISH November 24, 2003

slutfink

Noun. A alcoholic human male that, in spite of constant alcohol abuse, bad taste in drinking shirts and a complete lack of remorse, remains completely irresistable to the opposite sex.

He was so drunk, but he still managed to sleep with her in a bed with a girl on kidney dialysis. Yo, he is such a slutfink.

by Phish April 08, 2005

illingworth

Facial expression most commonly seen on the face of someone having a poo.

I love you honey, but you'll never see my illingworth.

by Phish April 11, 2005

fu fu meat u

Quote. The last words of Big Col (the famous poet) before he collapsed in a mixture of ketchup, gravy and pie. Big Col was extremely drunk and had no idea where he was, what he was doing or what he was saying. This term is used by anyone trying to express the same in their last statement before unconciousness.

Schlabb mraa? Splerr. What? Bastard. Curry. Mfurrah... Fu fu meat u.

by Phish April 10, 2005

Maximum G

fruity rapper that has no skills at rapping and is a redneck who is a mamas boy. G-Unit.Peace and Hair grease.

by Phish September 19, 2003