PAul's definitions

kife

Most definitely in reference to young ladies around SE London, UK, in the 1950s -- not very polite!

"Caw, that's a nice bitta kife."

by Paul October 18, 2003

Grauniad

In the UK, there is a left-wing newspaper called The Guardian which is famed for it's abundance of typos and spelling mistakes which make it through the editing process. One time, they printed their own name as "The Grauniad" and since then it has stuck as an affectionate nickname.

John likes to read The Grauniad.

by Paul April 26, 2004

juiced

A Car with hydraulics.

Looked at that huiced impala on 3-wheels.

by Paul September 24, 2003

fuckmong

idiot, witless. normally the person in question is drunk/stoned

look at the mess youve made of your pants-you fuckmong!

by paul May 13, 2004

bank loan

Something the bank will give you only when you have prouved beyond all doubt that you don't need any money

Hey i won 50 million on the national lotto and the the bank phoned to ask me if i wanted a loan. was'nt that was nice of them!!!!!!!!!

by Paul February 5, 2004

typearbys

Oven Mitt ownage all day/ everyday

It is what it is

by Paul April 13, 2004

The Communist

The Communist resides in Round Rock, Texas. She's a girl who has all of her beliefs in order. People follow her, and if you don't she'll slaughter you.

"I'm scared, The Communist is walking next to me!"

by Paul January 31, 2005