Intel

Technology company manufacturing computer processors and long, techincal-sounding names for the processors.
"Selected Dell PCs use Intel Core Duo 2 Centrino Mobile Extreme Edition processors. #Dum da duh da dum."
by Paul June 17, 2006
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swart

woman with a large flabby ass; fat chick. Derived from observation of a woman fitting above description. The word "Sweetheart" was written across the ass of her pants. Only "Swart" was visible; the rest of the word was sucked up inside her ass crack.
Did you see that swart get into her car? It tilted a foot to the left!
by Paul June 16, 2006
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Emen

Wow, you pulled an emen
by Paul April 28, 2004
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do not call list

the list most telemarketers call when they are bored
telemarketer 1: dood, i'm fucking bored

telemarketer 2: me too...oh i know, lets call that 'do not call list' and fuck w/ the idiots on it!
by paul December 29, 2003
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butt chutney

Pieces of poo around the anus
I bent her over to "do" her from behind but her butt chutney put me right off.
by Paul September 04, 2003
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bank loan

Something the bank will give you only when you have prouved beyond all doubt that you don't need any money
Hey i won 50 million on the national lotto and the the bank phoned to ask me if i wanted a loan. was'nt that was nice of them!!!!!!!!!
by Paul February 05, 2004
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Corn Hole

I turned her over and did her in the "corn hole"
by Paul February 11, 2003
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