Booger Boxer

Someone who picks their nose excessively and constantly. They also compete in this grotesque sport usually ending in a bloody nose.

Hey, that guy is a pro booger boxer.

by Paul December 13, 2004

Bartman

An Innocent act that seems to result in an unfortunate turn of events.

A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.

by paul March 10, 2004

Elise J.

someone who is hott and sexy.. very nice tits.. I'd fuck her

"Did you see that girl?"
"Yeah, that had to have been an Elise J."
"Totally, I'd fuck her."

by Paul March 22, 2005

fucktard

1)A great word to express your utmost disdain and derision towards a extremely mentally impaired individual.

2) A Juggalo.

During the day he works at wallmart.

At night he paints his face and nuts like a clown.

FUCKTARD.

by Paul October 25, 2003

barge ass

the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is sexy or womanly to do so

head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your bargeass . . . oh sorry it's to balance out your large fucking melon on top of your shoulders

by paul May 06, 2004

fagwad

the piece of bum fluff that hangs off a poofters ass crack

grant . . . why is that fagwad on the head's dinner plate ?

by paul April 20, 2004

horin

1. To whore (Slang)
2. Horrible
3. Hoe

"He is so horin"

by Paul January 29, 2003