PAUL's definitions

john madden

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.

boy look at john madden stuff his face

by Paul February 2, 2005

big head

an unusually large head in proportion to one's body - so much so that it bounces around

she's got a head like the taco bell dog

by paul March 11, 2004

cornbread

the act of cupping one's hands around the anus when a fart is released, upon release the person transfers the cupcaked flatulence and puts it in someone's face.

You want some Cornbread?

by Paul March 23, 2004

Dogchunk

Large nasal orifices, characterised by both their size and resemblance to large unevenly cut chucks of dog meat.

Gadzooks, look at the dogchunks on THAT.

by Paul December 2, 2003

Redneck

Typical FOX News viewer. Rarely has more than a high school education.

Those rednecks got all riled up after watching FOX News last night.

by Paul August 21, 2003

DBASE

To lower ones self or to lower another's self esteem

To believe in things said in spite anger or jealousy.

To say to someone your crap or no good at something or you don't look nice when in reality all is actually fine.

by Paul March 12, 2004

ego-fart

MOBILE-PHONES
mobile-phone ring tone

o my phone's just ring-toned
" it is better to be egofartical than ecological - shit "

by paul April 14, 2005