PAUL's definitions

Intel

Technology company manufacturing computer processors and long, techincal-sounding names for the processors.

"Selected Dell PCs use Intel Core Duo 2 Centrino Mobile Extreme Edition processors. #Dum da duh da dum."

by Paul June 18, 2006

best effort

Giving all that you can in a given situation, but always failing to meet some one else's standards

Try as I may, my best effort was not good enough for my girl friend, so she left me, stupid cunt

by Paul June 6, 2004

Boosh

a game changing hit, especially in the exciting sport of Madden.

After forcing a fumble, Johnny proclaimed ,"You just got booshed!!!"

by Paul February 25, 2005

Lock Out

What owners do to players to screw over the fans

If players don't do what the owners want, there will be an NHL Lock Out soon

by Paul March 15, 2004

weyup

reaction upon seeing a desirable female

weyup look at the hooters on that!

by paul April 7, 2005

poop miner

when a guy is diging for brown gold in a male or females ass

"farmer was poop mining in jareds ass last night while watching "shaw shank redeamtion" fags"

by paul September 19, 2003

North Canton

A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentown think they live here, but they don't.

Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."

by Paul June 19, 2004