smurf fucker

one who fucks smurfs

I fuck smerfs, therefore I am a smurf fucker.

by Paul March 10, 2003

Tacoterian

A person who eats at Taco Bell all the time.

I can't stand to go to lunch with Tim. He's a Tacoterian.

by Paul August 23, 2004

boomsheeka

A big fat black woman

Hey Jamal Look at that Boomsheeka shakin her ass

by Paul February 09, 2004

horin

1. To whore (Slang)
2. Horrible
3. Hoe

"He is so horin"

by Paul January 29, 2003

schedule

Jeff Foxworthy redneck word for scared you

If you ever saw a ghost that schedule so bad you'd shit in your pants

by Paul May 20, 2004

paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

by Paul April 21, 2007

backdoor blizzard

after returning from a tacobell run, and cumming in your girls ass, you ram her real hard, pull out, and watch her fart out the cum, in a blizzard like manner

mike johnson gets back door blizzarded everyday

by paul April 03, 2005