P.L.U.R. kind friend's definitions

Noodle

Pool/beach toy. A tubular foam like object. Up to 6 feet long and 6 inches in diameter.

Remember most of all this is not a flotation device for rescue only for recreation.

I siphoned a bunch of water in my noodle and then I squirted it in my sister's face.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend October 3, 2017

Don't take it personally

Something that Urban Dictionary moderators email you when they reject your definition.

"A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!"
T_T 🎻

by P.L.U.R. kind friend August 23, 2017

A statistic

What you become if you die from drunk driving.

The crane operator dropped her payload on the drunk truck driver who is now just a statistic.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 1, 2017

sola

n. An arrogant teacher;

Dude my video teacher is such a sola, he thinks he's like all pro n'crap!

by P.L.U.R. kind friend January 5, 2008

Driver

A man or woman that you hire to drive one of your personal vehicles (usually a sport/luxury one) because you will not, cannot, or need not drive yourself . This is different from a limousine driver.

My grandfather got Parkinson's and we insisted that he no longer drives; he hired a driver. -my dear g-pa

The CEO is greatful for his driver. He can use the extra time to cram for the meeting he has in midtown. -a major corporation

3) I got pulled over doing 185,
I lost my license, now I don't drive. -some old ass rock song

by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 22, 2017

SNL

1) Acronym for San Francisco, New York, and Los Angeles. {SfNyLa}. I would say, the most multicultural, global, and thus influentual and rewarding cities in the United States. The only cities that I would ever live in (again) in this country. Please know I mean no offense to any other place and love to visit there!!

2) Saturday Night Live

I can see myself calling SNL or some other 'special'/(global) cities my home.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend July 15, 2017

Paperwork

Something the police says they have too much of so they don’t write you up for smoking weed

Paperwork canna

by P.L.U.R. kind friend June 2, 2018