Driver

A man or woman that you hire to drive one of your personal vehicles (usually a sport/luxury one) because you will not, cannot, or need not drive yourself . This is different from a limousine driver.
My grandfather got Parkinson's and we insisted that he no longer drives; he hired a driver. -my dear g-pa

The CEO is greatful for his driver. He can use the extra time to cram for the meeting he has in midtown. -a major corporation

3) I got pulled over doing 185,
I lost my license, now I don't drive. -some old ass rock song
by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 23, 2017
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Shoebox

A critical term for a micro studio "its cozy" apartment. Particularly ones in cities where land value increased so much that old buildings sub divide prior units.

I've never been lived on the East Coast but the term also applies in San Francisco (maybe Honolulu) - not LA (home) or Sea. I pay 2.5k for 500 feet^2 so I walk to stuff, reach stuff my pad without walking, being near the wimonz, and my job.

They exist in Asia/Europe too but they don't am-English there so they use a different word, I assume.
1) Hate roommates? Can't afford Penthouse? Shoebox.

2) You should come out here to the Midwest and you won't have to live in a shoebox.
by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 23, 2017
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Don't take it personally

Something that Urban Dictionary moderators email you when they reject your definition.
"A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!"
T_T 🎻
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sola

Dude my video teacher is such a sola, he thinks he's like all pro n'crap!
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Noodle

Pool/beach toy. A tubular foam like object. Up to 6 feet long and 6 inches in diameter.

Remember most of all this is not a flotation device for rescue only for recreation.
I siphoned a bunch of water in my noodle and then I squirted it in my sister's face.
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Beer snob

A rare type of person who drinks beer for other reasons than taste and or inebriation.

Due to the lower cost of beer, there are less of them than wine snobs.

In the age of craft beer, this term is being used in temporary English.
Beer snob: You don't like X type of beer? You are not a true beer lover!
Beer lover: Let me enjoy the beer I enjoy?
by P.L.U.R. kind friend August 23, 2017
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Glue Gun

The best type of gun. Gun that creates and fixes things is best type of gun. You could try to rob a bank with a glue gun - it’s never been done so it will work for

It’s hot, sticky, stringy, gooing -fun.
Glue guns are cool but after while the goo will yellow which is kinda yuck. Also books.
by P.L.U.R. kind friend April 12, 2018
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