2 definitions by P.J. Coldren

marital debt

Marital Debt: the responsibility a spouse owes to his or her partner to give that person sex upon demand. The marital debt is a right that either partner can claim.

"Sorry I couldn't make it over for the game yesterday. My wife wanted a payment on the marital debt."

by P.J. Coldren January 8, 2008

twit

A weak spot in the yarn caused by uneven spinning; some of us are more unevenly spun than others.

Helen is a real twit; she thinks an oxymoron is a dumb cow.

by P.J. Coldren June 17, 2006