OwMyBodyHurt's definitions

My favorite show

An anomalously broadcasted television show consisting of a physical manifestation of a plastic Mario Bros. toy of Luigi and a strip of Scotch brand tape. The show typically airs unprompted on CRT televisions and evokes a state in viewers comparable to hypnosis or hyper fixation.

"Uh, dude. Are you okay?"

"Shh! Be quiet, my favorite show is on!"
*continues to stare at television*

by OwMyBodyHurt January 15, 2021

Homomisiac

An individual with an irrational hatred towards homosexuals.

"Dude he's such a homomisiac oh my god."

"Don't you mean homophobe? Fucking idiot."

by OwMyBodyHurt January 15, 2021

TMFEO

TMFEO (or "Tearing My Fucking Eyes Out) is an expression to be used when someone views a very cursed or unpleasant image.

*someone sends cursed image*

User: TMFEO. What the hell?

by OwMyBodyHurt April 9, 2019

Flippin' Pancakes

The act of having intercourse with a man or woman possessing a rather flat ass.

"Dude where were you?!"

"Sorry man me and my girl had to head home. On the brightside, I was Flippin' Pancakes all night long."

by OwMyBodyHurt January 15, 2021

Brexit

A joke.

Wanna hear a joke?

*Sure

Brexit

by OwMyBodyHurt May 14, 2019

Skinky

Combination of Skink and Kinky

When Mark Zuckerberg is being kinky

I heard Mark is real skinky in the bedroom.

by OwMyBodyHurt April 29, 2019

3/4 Chub

Like a half-chub, but the penis is closer to being erect than a half-chub.

"Dude that straight up gave me a 3/4 chub."

by OwMyBodyHurt April 9, 2019