OwMyBodyHurt's definitions

My favorite show

An anomalously broadcasted television show consisting of a physical manifestation of a plastic Mario Bros. toy of Luigi and a strip of Scotch brand tape. The show typically airs unprompted on CRT televisions and evokes a state in viewers comparable to hypnosis or hyper fixation.

"Uh, dude. Are you okay?"

"Shh! Be quiet, my favorite show is on!"
*continues to stare at television*

by OwMyBodyHurt January 15, 2021

Homomisiac

An individual with an irrational hatred towards homosexuals.

"Dude he's such a homomisiac oh my god."

"Don't you mean homophobe? Fucking idiot."

by OwMyBodyHurt January 15, 2021

Minecraft

The act of hitting someone with a pickaxe.

"Why is he in the hospital?!"

"I heard someone minecrafted him."

by OwMyBodyHurt April 6, 2019

3/4 Chub

Like a half-chub, but the penis is closer to being erect than a half-chub.

"Dude that straight up gave me a 3/4 chub."

by OwMyBodyHurt April 9, 2019

Skinky

Combination of Skink and Kinky

When Mark Zuckerberg is being kinky

I heard Mark is real skinky in the bedroom.

by OwMyBodyHurt April 29, 2019

Sonic the Hedgehog Movie

Pile of shit movie that gets edits of Sonic made that are somehow even shittier even though the official design is about as low as it gets.

Sonic Fan on Twitter #9,872: Oh my god bro look at my Sonic the Hedgehog Movie edit ehhee it's so good!
20% of the Rational Sonic Fanbase: No that looks like a starving african child with a watermelon head.

by OwMyBodyHurt May 12, 2019

Shitlips

An insult which is used for its more impactful and unique tone.
Usually used when no one can think of a fitting insult for someone.

"Hehehe fortnite is cool"
"Shut the fuck up shitlips

by OwMyBodyHurt May 9, 2019