OwMyBodyHurt's definitions

3/4 Chub

Like a half-chub, but the penis is closer to being erect than a half-chub.

"Dude that straight up gave me a 3/4 chub."

by OwMyBodyHurt April 9, 2019

Brexit

A joke.

Wanna hear a joke?

*Sure

Brexit

by OwMyBodyHurt May 14, 2019

TMFEO

TMFEO (or "Tearing My Fucking Eyes Out) is an expression to be used when someone views a very cursed or unpleasant image.

*someone sends cursed image*

User: TMFEO. What the hell?

by OwMyBodyHurt April 9, 2019

Flippin' Pancakes

The act of having intercourse with a man or woman possessing a rather flat ass.

"Dude where were you?!"

"Sorry man me and my girl had to head home. On the brightside, I was Flippin' Pancakes all night long."

by OwMyBodyHurt January 15, 2021

Homomisiac

An individual with an irrational hatred towards homosexuals.

"Dude he's such a homomisiac oh my god."

"Don't you mean homophobe? Fucking idiot."

by OwMyBodyHurt January 15, 2021

My favorite show

An anomalously broadcasted television show consisting of a physical manifestation of a plastic Mario Bros. toy of Luigi and a strip of Scotch brand tape. The show typically airs unprompted on CRT televisions and evokes a state in viewers comparable to hypnosis or hyper fixation.

"Uh, dude. Are you okay?"

"Shh! Be quiet, my favorite show is on!"
*continues to stare at television*

by OwMyBodyHurt January 15, 2021

Skinky

Combination of Skink and Kinky

When Mark Zuckerberg is being kinky

I heard Mark is real skinky in the bedroom.

by OwMyBodyHurt April 29, 2019