Overall1728's definitions

boot

A medical device worn during treatment and recovery of a variety of foot injuries.

Cowboy, more like handicapped-boy… I should stfu and do a better boot joke or something.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

AutoAnalyzer

A laboratory instrument used for automated analysis of various chemical substances in samples, such as blood, urine, and environmental samples.

The AutoAnalyzer would really like to analyze your urine.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

automated tissue image analysis

The use of computer algorithms and software to analyze and interpret images of biological tissues, often obtained through techniques like histology or medical imaging.

Use the automated tissue image analysis correctly or you’ll ruin the cells’ family picture.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Alger brush

An ophthalmological tool used to remove small foreign bodies from a patient's eye.

Ophthalmologist 1: let me just put this Alger brush here.
Ophth- fuck this shit I’m not typing all of that again

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

biliblanket

A medical device used to treat jaundice in newborns.

A biliblanket is the best blanket for babies!

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023