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Definitions by Outlaw Avionics

key lime pie 

When you are in Key West, you just HAVE to try the key lime pie.

chocolate parmesian 

The act of deficating in your partner's mouth while they stimulate your penis with their feet.
My mom has been taking yoga so she can more easily give pops the `ol chocolate parmesian for his birthday.

pony express 

While having sexual relations from behind, the giver takes a tube sock, and uses it as a bridle to rein in the taker.
The best part of using the pony express technique, is it forces your gilrfriend to shut up during intercourse.

walla walla sledgehammer

When having sex with a women in the standing position, at the moment of orgasm, the woman is piledriven into the floor.
After I gave ol' Nicki the walla walla sledgehammer, I finished her off by supermanning all over her face, and made her fruitbowl me.

dirt road dunk 

During the act of anal sex, the giver lifts the taker and runs them across the room, stuffing the taker's face in the toilet.
That hooker's breath stank so bad, I was forced to give her the old dirt road dunk just get through it.