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Definitions by Oswaldo Moberry

The living embodiment of a keister, use this on anyone speaking absolute shit
2nd grader: My dad owns a shark and it lives in my pool.

Other 2nd grader: You absolute DeLanga
DeLanga by Oswaldo Moberry June 1, 2021

Michael Jackson 

LIttle boy: Oh boy, Michael Jackson.

MJ: Come here little boy, hee hee
Michael Jackson by Oswaldo Moberry October 22, 2020
Kind at first glance. When you get to know her, you will discover she is actually very bitter and basic.
Simpbastian: Hey Aliya, I have feelings for you and I did not know how to tell you without scaring you off.

Aliya: EEEEEW, no.
Aliya by Oswaldo Moberry October 21, 2020
The meanest, most brutal and unforgiving people alive. If you cross someone named Jatasia be careful if you value your life.
Oswaldo: Uhm J-Jatasia... I'm sorry but I accidentally broke your pencil but I'll buy you a new one... sorry

Jatasia: *turns red**throws everything in arms reach* you b****, I know where you live.
Jatasia by Oswaldo Moberry October 12, 2020