Skip to main content

Ornery Gorrilla's definitions

Critical Whup-ass

Critical Whup-ass is achieved when slurs and profanities become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric. At this point, All Hades can and will break loose causing all with in it's radius of influence to become incredibly violent and begin attacking anything that moves in their field of view.
"If I hadn't of stepped in to stop Joe, Critical Whup-ass might of occurred."
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
mugGet the Critical Whup-assmug.

Trumpalorian

A real bad ass trump supporter who doesn't give a shit what you think and will let you know it. Whether you wanted to know or not.
Person 1: Did I ask you if I wanted to know?

Person 2: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DID OR NOT! I'M A TRUMPALORIAN!
by Ornery Gorrilla June 10, 2022
mugGet the Trumpalorianmug.

Trumpalorian

A real bad ass trump supporter who doesn't give a shit what you think and will let you know it. Whether you wanted to know or not.
Person 1: Did I ask you if I wanted to know about Donald J. Trump?

Person 2: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DID OR NOT! I'M A TRUMPALORIAN!
by Ornery Gorrilla June 7, 2022
mugGet the Trumpalorianmug.

Whupasspocalypse

A can of whup-ass so powerful that once the can opener unleashes it's fury, they themselves will black-out and have no memory of what just happened.
Guy1 Coming to from blacking-out Dude, what just happen?

Guy1's friend: Man you just opened up Whupasspocalypse on those guys!
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
mugGet the Whupasspocalypsemug.

antifuckosis

A rare specialized disease that can be diagnosed if caught early at birth. This disease determines the level of immunity against fucks to give and makes it to where said person diagnosed with unable to give any fucks at all and it's incurable.
Safetyman: You see this bucket beside me? This is a bucket of fucks.You understand? Special ordered from home Depot. If you can't find a duck to give on this job site, you can come get one out if this bucket. Ricky I'm placeing you in charge of getting these fuck across the job site. You understand what I'm telling you?

Ricky: Awe naw that ain't my job tile and to be fair when I was born I was diagnosed with a special disease called antifuckosis. Which made me unable to ever give a fuck. Which I don't know why I would try and start now?
by Ornery Gorrilla October 7, 2021
mugGet the antifuckosismug.

Preempted

To get the upper hand in a matter that's critical to a situation.
I'm glad we preempted before things got out of hand!
by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016
mugGet the Preemptedmug.

Billy whipped

To be beat unmercifully senseless.
by Ornery Gorrilla October 27, 2014
mugGet the Billy whippedmug.

Share this definition