by Ornery Gorrilla October 27, 2014
Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015
A turd so large that it blows out the sphincter muscle and can't be flushed down the toilet hole. It then has to be carried outside in all it's stinky glory in a bag or bucket.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015
A rare specialized disease that can be diagnosed if caught early at birth. This disease determines the level of immunity against fucks to give and makes it to where said person diagnosed with unable to give any fucks at all and it's incurable.
Safetyman: You see this bucket beside me? This is a bucket of fucks.You understand? Special ordered from home Depot. If you can't find a duck to give on this job site, you can come get one out if this bucket. Ricky I'm placeing you in charge of getting these fuck across the job site. You understand what I'm telling you?
Ricky: Awe naw that ain't my job tile and to be fair when I was born I was diagnosed with a special disease called antifuckosis. Which made me unable to ever give a fuck. Which I don't know why I would try and start now?
Ricky: Awe naw that ain't my job tile and to be fair when I was born I was diagnosed with a special disease called antifuckosis. Which made me unable to ever give a fuck. Which I don't know why I would try and start now?
by Ornery Gorrilla October 08, 2021
Can of Whup-ass Team:
A Super Bad-ass Team that is called upon when extreme situations arise. Usually reserved for Prison riots and civil unrest. When all else fails the police and military call on this elite team of super bad-asses to come and settle the score. The only equipment this team uses is 8, 12, 16, 24.oz of cans and sometimes 55 gallon drums of whup-ass. Once they're given the go-ahead to move in and take care of business , there's no going back. All pent up rage and anger has to be satisfied. Depending on the ounces used, .oz is multiplied by 3.14 equaling the time duration of Ass whupping. This could go on for hours, days, weeks or months maybe even Years.
A Super Bad-ass Team that is called upon when extreme situations arise. Usually reserved for Prison riots and civil unrest. When all else fails the police and military call on this elite team of super bad-asses to come and settle the score. The only equipment this team uses is 8, 12, 16, 24.oz of cans and sometimes 55 gallon drums of whup-ass. Once they're given the go-ahead to move in and take care of business , there's no going back. All pent up rage and anger has to be satisfied. Depending on the ounces used, .oz is multiplied by 3.14 equaling the time duration of Ass whupping. This could go on for hours, days, weeks or months maybe even Years.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015
Gorrilla mercenary group for hire. They are ruthless maniacs who sole purpose is to seek out and destroy any person, place or thing when hired and paid to do so. They are known for their War Gorrillas strike force. Once dispatched they will not stop until all picked person(s), Place(s), and/or thing(s) have been utterly distroyed.Their slogan is, "You pick'em we git'em. It doesn't matter the count!" And if you prank them they'll pick you instead!
Guy1: Don't prank call Gorrillas 'R' Us! Once they dispatch their War Gorrillas there's no going back!
Guy 2: Because why?
Guy 1: Because, Once someone thought it would be a great idea to prank call them. It goes without saying, that person is no longer around.
Guy 2: Because why?
Guy 1: Because, Once someone thought it would be a great idea to prank call them. It goes without saying, that person is no longer around.
by Ornery Gorrilla November 13, 2016
by Ornery Gorrilla November 13, 2016