Definitions by Ornery Gorrilla
Trumpalorian
A real bad ass trump supporter who doesn't give a shit what you think and will let you know it. Whether you wanted to know or not.
Person 1: Did I ask you if I wanted to know?
Person 2: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DID OR NOT! I'M A TRUMPALORIAN!
Person 2: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DID OR NOT! I'M A TRUMPALORIAN!
Trumpalorian by Ornery Gorrilla June 10, 2022
Asass'nated
Today, I was on a roll giving everyone the business until I was Asass'nated out of nowhere by this little kid.
Asass'nated by Ornery Gorrilla June 10, 2022
Trumpalorian
A real bad ass trump supporter who doesn't give a shit what you think and will let you know it. Whether you wanted to know or not.
Person 1: Did I ask you if I wanted to know about Donald J. Trump?
Person 2: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DID OR NOT! I'M A TRUMPALORIAN!
Person 2: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DID OR NOT! I'M A TRUMPALORIAN!
Trumpalorian by Ornery Gorrilla June 7, 2022
antifuckosis
A rare specialized disease that can be diagnosed if caught early at birth. This disease determines the level of immunity against fucks to give and makes it to where said person diagnosed with unable to give any fucks at all and it's incurable.
Safetyman: You see this bucket beside me? This is a bucket of fucks.You understand? Special ordered from home Depot. If you can't find a duck to give on this job site, you can come get one out if this bucket. Ricky I'm placeing you in charge of getting these fuck across the job site. You understand what I'm telling you?
Ricky: Awe naw that ain't my job tile and to be fair when I was born I was diagnosed with a special disease called antifuckosis. Which made me unable to ever give a fuck. Which I don't know why I would try and start now?
Ricky: Awe naw that ain't my job tile and to be fair when I was born I was diagnosed with a special disease called antifuckosis. Which made me unable to ever give a fuck. Which I don't know why I would try and start now?
antifuckosis by Ornery Gorrilla October 7, 2021
Gorrillas 'R' Us
Gorrilla mercenary group for hire. They are ruthless maniacs who sole purpose is to seek out and destroy any person, place or thing when hired and paid to do so. They are known for their War Gorrillas strike force. Once dispatched they will not stop until all picked person(s), Place(s), and/or thing(s) have been utterly distroyed.Their slogan is, "You pick'em we git'em. It doesn't matter the count!" And if you prank them they'll pick you instead!
Guy1: Don't prank call Gorrillas 'R' Us! Once they dispatch their War Gorrillas there's no going back!
Guy 2: Because why?
Guy 1: Because, Once someone thought it would be a great idea to prank call them. It goes without saying, that person is no longer around.
Guy 2: Because why?
Guy 1: Because, Once someone thought it would be a great idea to prank call them. It goes without saying, that person is no longer around.
Gorrillas 'R' Us by Ornery Gorrilla November 13, 2016
War Gorrillas
Specially weaponized gorrillas that are dispached when a target has been "picked" for disposal. Also when a war has been declaired, they can be dsipatched to cause utter mayhem. Be warned if you ever hear war gorrillas being sent to your location, your best bet is to pack up and leave immediately!
War Gorrillas by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016