Ornery Gorrilla's definitions

War Gorrillas

Specially weaponized gorrillas that are dispached when a target has been "picked" for disposal. Also when a war has been declaired, they can be dsipatched to cause utter mayhem. Be warned if you ever hear war gorrillas being sent to your location, your best bet is to pack up and leave immediately!

Thank you for contacting us! War Gorrillas are being dispatched to your location. Please stand by.

by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016

Critical Whup-ass

Critical Whup-ass is achieved when slurs and profanities become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric. At this point, All Hades can and will break loose causing all with in it's radius of influence to become incredibly violent and begin attacking anything that moves in their field of view.

"If I hadn't of stepped in to stop Joe, Critical Whup-ass might of occurred."

by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015

Legendary Whup-ass

The annihilation of a country with only 100 super bad-asses taking on 100,000 to 1.5 million people in only 3 days time. Make no mistake about this. The wake of death and destruction would be so devastating that it would take many years for said country to rebuild. That's only if those left alive at that time are still sane enough to do so.

Legendary whup-ass should never be used in a sentence.

by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015

The Great Cans Of No Return

Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.

The Great Cans of No return, are not to be taken lightly. They will end your ass!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015

Gorrillas 'R' Us

Gorrilla mercenary group for hire. They are ruthless maniacs who sole purpose is to seek out and destroy any person, place or thing when hired and paid to do so. They are known for their War Gorrillas strike force. Once dispatched they will not stop until all picked person(s), Place(s), and/or thing(s) have been utterly distroyed.Their slogan is, "You pick'em we git'em. It doesn't matter the count!" And if you prank them they'll pick you instead!

Guy1: Don't prank call Gorrillas 'R' Us! Once they dispatch their War Gorrillas there's no going back!

Guy 2: Because why?

Guy 1: Because, Once someone thought it would be a great idea to prank call them. It goes without saying, that person is no longer around.

by Ornery Gorrilla November 13, 2016

Asass'nated

To be brutally and verbally put down by unknown opponent of which you were completely unaware of.

Today, I was on a roll giving everyone the business until I was Asass'nated out of nowhere by this little kid.

by Ornery Gorrilla June 10, 2022

Epic Whup-ass

Epic Whup-ass

An opened can of whup-ass so bad ass that the receiver of said whup-ass is left in a death like comatose state for an unspecified amount of time. Usually this type of whup-ass doesn't last very long but has lasting effects for a long time.

Dude, You opened up some Epic Whup-ass on those guys!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015