Epic Whup-ass
An opened can of whup-ass so bad ass that the receiver of said whup-ass is left in a death like comatose state for an unspecified amount of time. Usually this type of whup-ass doesn't last very long but has lasting effects for a long time.
An opened can of whup-ass so bad ass that the receiver of said whup-ass is left in a death like comatose state for an unspecified amount of time. Usually this type of whup-ass doesn't last very long but has lasting effects for a long time.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015
Get the Epic Whup-assmug. Today, I was on a roll giving everyone the business until I was Asass'nated out of nowhere by this little kid.
by Ornery Gorrilla June 10, 2022
Get the Asass'natedmug. The theory of Whup-ass Dynamics:
Opening a Can of Whup-ass tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . If continued, whup ass will result in mass death and destruction. Whup ass also acts as an event horizon of whup ass.
It will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup ass. Once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in space, but also like a heavy mass neutron star.) Hostilities will become more frequent. As Critical Whup-ass is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.
The effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. At this point the more people that fall into the "said" can of whup-ass will exponentially add to it's radius of influence.
Opening a Can of Whup-ass tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . If continued, whup ass will result in mass death and destruction. Whup ass also acts as an event horizon of whup ass.
It will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup ass. Once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in space, but also like a heavy mass neutron star.) Hostilities will become more frequent. As Critical Whup-ass is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.
The effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. At this point the more people that fall into the "said" can of whup-ass will exponentially add to it's radius of influence.
Today in the school of hard knocks I learned about Whup-ass Dynamics. It's the theory of how and why whup-ass occurs and what would happen if one was to become involved with it.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
Get the Whup-ass Dynamicsmug. by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016
Get the Preemptedmug. A real bad ass trump supporter who doesn't give a shit what you think and will let you know it. Whether you wanted to know or not.
Person 1: Did I ask you if I wanted to know?
Person 2: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DID OR NOT! I'M A TRUMPALORIAN!
Person 2: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DID OR NOT! I'M A TRUMPALORIAN!
by Ornery Gorrilla June 10, 2022
Get the Trumpalorianmug. Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015
Get the The Great Cans Of No Returnmug. Gorrilla mercenary group for hire. They are ruthless maniacs who sole purpose is to seek out and destroy any person, place or thing when hired and paid to do so. They are known for their War Gorrillas strike force. Once dispatched they will not stop until all picked person(s), Place(s), and/or thing(s) have been utterly distroyed.Their slogan is, "You pick'em we git'em. It doesn't matter the count!" And if you prank them they'll pick you instead!
Guy1: Don't prank call Gorrillas 'R' Us! Once they dispatch their War Gorrillas there's no going back!
Guy 2: Because why?
Guy 1: Because, Once someone thought it would be a great idea to prank call them. It goes without saying, that person is no longer around.
Guy 2: Because why?
Guy 1: Because, Once someone thought it would be a great idea to prank call them. It goes without saying, that person is no longer around.
by Ornery Gorrilla November 13, 2016
Get the Gorrillas 'R' Usmug.