Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Original Robbo

Quarantinitunity

Noun. The opportunity to meet virtually for a quarantini.

When’s your next quarantinitunity? I can do Thursday evening.

A sudden, gruesome event following self-inflicted caffeine deprivation.

Man, don't go cold turkey on that java; you risk decaf-itation

Lasting longer than expected, then going all to hell at once.

I thought I'd get one more winter out of this old sweater, but now the elbow's Favreing. Hope I can get a new one online.