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Definitions by Option 22

Sidebar of Shame 

The Sidebar of Shame is the strip of thumbnail pictures on the right-hand side of the Mail Online.

The Sidebar of Shame can be accessed via the TV&Showbiz section of the Mail Online.

Click on the thumbnail of a salacious story. The full details will then appear on the left and the Sidebar of Shame will appear on the right hand side of your screen.

You can scroll down the Sidebar of Shame to discover stories on your favorite zlebs.
Tom: "What have you been doing in your bedroom for hours?"
Dick: "I have been scrolling down the Sidebar of Shame."
Harry: "Is that a euphemism?"
Sidebar of Shame by Option 22 January 29, 2019
1. IWBT - Intelligent Web-Based Tools

2. IWBT - Interplanetary Water Bear Transpermia
1. IWBT - Intelligent Web-Based Tools? Yes, Mark & Bill, etc. ensuring access for backdoor programming and access by "intelligence".

2. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there lived a species of ape that over thousands of years underwent adaptive behaviour change, caused by a fungal infection, from small hunter-gatherer family groups to full insectualization run by a death cult. To spread life, beyond the fungal paradigm of the evolved control systems, required seeding the galaxy with life forms that could survive space travel and in particular exposure to vacuum and harsh radiation. Water bears, also known as tardigrades, were dried, provided with a miniature space suit that dissolved on contact with liquid water and were sent in all directions from the planet out into the galaxy. The game of interplanetary water bear transpermia (IWBT) was born.

Bruce: “Is there a game that can last longer than a test cricket match?”
Fermi: “Haven’t you ever heard of interplanetary water bear transpermia?”
IWBT by Option 22 January 28, 2019
1. A fake messiah like the one invented by the Romans. His name is honored on gold coins issued by the Vatican.
2. A horny lesbian.
1. Where Lesus name lieth, may riches cometh.
2. Lesus was a Scissor Sisters fan.
Lesus by Option 22 October 12, 2013