4 definitions by Opso Opos

Vampire tea

An used tampon that, when put into boiling water, makes it bloody, terefore making it good source of food for vampires

A: You really prefer vampires over werewolfs? Are you insane? Werewolfs are fluffy, soft and hot and don't need to harm you to survive.

B: But vampires are handsome.

A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!

by Opso Opos April 26, 2021

Furry

An person that is on next evolutionary step, witch makes them more fascinated, respectfull and loving about animals, witch manifest by them creating anthropomorphic characters. Furries create a community ussually refeard to as "Furry fandom". The most popular thing related to those wholsome begings are fursuits, witch are costumes of anthropomorphic characters. Furries, for their unusuaul hobby, ussually are terorized by people claiming to be gamers, in reality being usually edgy kids. Fake gamers tend to show respect to nazis and promotor idea of reapeting holocaust, this time murdering furries. Furries, however, usually calmly respond with things like ironic yet pretty polite consensus to hate or trials to nicely explain what it really is like. Such a beautifull begings, may they yiff on heaven!

A:Hey, did you know that furry? He is such a nice person.

B:Yeah, his fursuit is really beautifull as well.

by Opso Opos February 2, 2021

Yiff

The hotest, most arausing shit I've ever seen. Definitly most superior kind of porn.

A:Hey, did you see that amazing yiff on e621?

B:Yes, and my boner hasn't left me since!

(Credits to furry youtuber Glitch for that last joke)

by Opso Opos February 2, 2021

Glitch

An ancient being, recently revealing himself to YouTube furry community. He is the master of jars, the lord of cum, and the most powerfull yiffer in the world, if not in any universe existing.

A: All hail the glitch!

B: May his holy jars be on our side, for they are in control over this universe!

by Opso Opos February 3, 2021