OpieTaylor's definitions

bread crumbs

Small, dried up pieces of poop left behind on toilet seats, underwear, carpets, etc.

Bro, i did your laundry the other day and found bread crumbs in your underwear. Clean it up dude.

by OpieTaylor September 16, 2011

budget shit

The generic version of a expensive product.

I got some birth control that made me lose my mind! It was the budget shit, not the legit shit.

by OpieTaylor February 27, 2011

Purple Skeleton

The act of choking a girl/guy and sticking your finger up there butt and tickling them so they shake like a skeleton.

Dude, this chick gave me a purple skeleton last night, it totally ruled.

by OpieTaylor January 16, 2011

Copsicle

A cop on a bike.

Dude, bro, watch out. Copsicle on your right.

by OpieTaylor July 6, 2011

gas leak

When 10 or more farts are released within a 30 minute time period.

Bro, i've been farting all night long, total gas leak.

by OpieTaylor February 24, 2011

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shoving food into a female's vagina or a male's ass, sitting so the groin and crotch becomes warm, then removing the food and feeding it to another or consuming yourself.

Bro, it is so hot outside but this pizza is cold.
Dude, just Alabama Hot Pocket it and you'll be fine.

by OpieTaylor November 2, 2011

sexcess kit

The purchase of beer, condoms, and cigarettes in anticipation of a fun night.

Bro, i'm ready for tonight. I showered, put on a clean pair of pants and got my sexcess kit. Party time.

by OpieTaylor July 24, 2011