15 definitions by OpieTaylor

dick-noose

After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.

Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.

by OpieTaylor November 1, 2011

penny poop

When your poop smells metallic the morning after a long night of drinking.

Bro, i drank a 30 rack and i had a penny poop this morning.

by OpieTaylor February 27, 2011

come hither

the act of sticking your index finger up a female/male's bottom and bending your finger in the motion of calling somebody over.

Bro, i hooked up with this skank last night and i gave her the ol' come hither.

by OpieTaylor February 27, 2011

traveltoo

To get a tattoo while traveling. A tattoo out of the state you live in.

I'm going to Colorado in March and i'm going to get a traveltoo.

by OpieTaylor January 16, 2011

cushingu

The word inserted with auto-correct when attempting to write "alright".

cushingu

by OpieTaylor March 10, 2011

bread crumbs

Small, dried up pieces of poop left behind on toilet seats, underwear, carpets, etc.

Bro, i did your laundry the other day and found bread crumbs in your underwear. Clean it up dude.

by OpieTaylor September 16, 2011

Purple Skeleton

The act of choking a girl/guy and sticking your finger up there butt and tickling them so they shake like a skeleton.

Dude, this chick gave me a purple skeleton last night, it totally ruled.

by OpieTaylor January 15, 2011