Gub

Another term for an extremely cute kitten.

Person A: Hey, have you seen the new kitten in the neighborhood?

Person B: Yes, I have! She is absolutely adorable. She's such a Gub, and she's the cutest little ball of fur you'll ever see!

by OpaGramps January 04, 2024

Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.

"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"

by OpaGramps May 23, 2024

Wet dog smell

That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.

"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"

by OpaGramps May 23, 2024

Goobers

When your pet gets those boogers in their eyes

"Aww you've got goobers again"

by OpaGramps May 23, 2024

The floor is not lava

It's kinda self explanatory

"Guys the floor is not lava. Like seriously..."

by OpaGramps May 23, 2024