OpaGramps's definitions

Pentea

A penthouse that isn't worth a single penny. An absolute worthless shamble of a floor.

"This penthouse sucks, it's a pentea"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Trubby dubbie

TRIPPLE the chub of a regular shrub

"THAT FERN IS MASSIVE! That's definitely a trubby dubbie!!"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

The floor is not lava

It's kinda self explanatory

"Guys the floor is not lava. Like seriously..."

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Wet dog smell

That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.

"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Goobers

When your pet gets those boogers in their eyes

"Aww you've got goobers again"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.

"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

chicka chicka wee

When you double click on your apple device then immediately swipe up to dismiss the open tabs

-Mom you have so many tabs open, you should chicka chicka wee

-how do I do that??

-here let me show you.

by OpaGramps January 3, 2024