One of the greatest weapons of the deity named Satou
Kazuma, the deity of true gender equality, the king of pantsu thieves, and the holder of the greatest weapon known to male, female, bisexual, homosexual, transexual, and pansexual:
Chunchunmaru.
It is also the smallest weapon that is no longer than 2 inches max.
Person A: Bro! Bro!
Person B: Yes, bro.
Person A: I have an identical sword similar to the our diety,
Kazuma, bro!
Person B: What is that, bro?
Person A: The great
Excalibur, bro!
Person B: This is why you're still a
virgin, bro.