a telf is a short name for a telfer, a name given to a angry, raving drunkard scotsman, who doesnt know his right from his left
by Omz November 23, 2006
The Vbx syndrome is the condition where a person is un-phased by all their surroundings and are in a state of numbness where they listen to ONE song on repeat/loop for hours on end without any concern for time, boredom and enjoy doing it.
by Omz July 02, 2020