4 definitions by Oliver Loving
Ex: I'm about to shit my pants and I really need a new cover photo. I should go take some selfeces.
Ex: Kim Kardashian just leaked some new pics. If you need me I'll be beating my dick to her new Selfeces.
Ex: Kim Kardashian just leaked some new pics. If you need me I'll be beating my dick to her new Selfeces.
by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016
Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as the rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.
Ex: Joseph was supposed to pick up the kids but called saying he was busy with the lonesome dove, and now child protective services is here.
Adam was supposed to help us carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving us.
I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.
Ex: Joseph was supposed to pick up the kids but called saying he was busy with the lonesome dove, and now child protective services is here.
Adam was supposed to help us carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving us.
I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.
by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016
While wearing a cowboy hat.
The act of mounting an actual saddle (or blanket) on her stomach and fucking her (reverse cowboy without the saddle or good ole fashioned horse fucking style with the saddle) while using your fingers (rusty hooks) as the reigns.
The act of mounting an actual saddle (or blanket) on her stomach and fucking her (reverse cowboy without the saddle or good ole fashioned horse fucking style with the saddle) while using your fingers (rusty hooks) as the reigns.
Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as there rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.
Make sure to also that ass and make her Winnie and trot around before hand.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.
Ex:
I was supposed to help carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving them.
I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.
Make sure to also that ass and make her Winnie and trot around before hand.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.
Ex:
I was supposed to help carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving them.
I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.
by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016
Note: at least one bro has to see you hooking up with her but not necessarily the act itself.
Each fat bitch must be in a different city or place. And cannot be all at once.
You must Brand each fat bitch by getting a picture of her (grazing your pasture).
Each sow must be over 200lbs
Ex; let's go to Vegas this weekend and do a cattle run.
(Or)
Hey sorry bro but your sister was a part of my cattle run.
Each fat bitch must be in a different city or place. And cannot be all at once.
You must Brand each fat bitch by getting a picture of her (grazing your pasture).
Each sow must be over 200lbs
Ex; let's go to Vegas this weekend and do a cattle run.
(Or)
Hey sorry bro but your sister was a part of my cattle run.
by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016