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A black person or nigger who looks particularly sneaky
That spook's been eyeing my car
by Old man withers August 03, 2005

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One of the most stinky and wettest shits in existence, the White Castle shit is the insanely powerful crap you take after consuming those grease wad burgers from the White Castle food chain. Characteristics of a White Castle shit include:

1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet

2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry

3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off
Person X:"Sniff, sniff, oooohh who bought white castle? Throw me a burger I am so hungry."

Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."

Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten."

by old man withers November 11, 2006

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A massive bowel movement caused by eating those 99 cent half pound burritos off of the "Bell Grande Vaule Menu" at Taco Bell aka taco hell. The explosive shit that sprays the toilet looks exactly like the inside of one of their burritos, and if you got consumed enough of them (ususally in a drunken haze), the shit will actually smell like beans. After a bell grande shit, it takes half a roll of toilet paper to wipe properly.
"I just blew out the bathroom with a horrible bell grande shit. After smelling it though, I kind of want to get more taco bell."
by old man withers November 11, 2006

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A phrase used to describe a toilet, usually used by someone who is emphasizing its prolonged usage
"After those tacos, I am going to be riding the old porcelain pony all night"
by Old man withers August 03, 2005

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1. Old Man Withers was the owner of the haunted amusement park in the moive "Wayne's World." If you watch the movie carefully he appears at the beginning as well as the end. He is eating donunts at the bar and Wayne asks, "How is the amusement park going Mr. Withers?" We don't see him again until the end of the movie during the Scooby Doo ending sequence.

2. A humorous name given to old people you dont know
"Look at that Old Man Withers over there at the counter, he can stand."

"Oh my god, its Old Man Withers from the Haunted amusement park!"
by old man withers November 11, 2006

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The loud farts that always come to let you know you need to take a shit. The magnitude of these farts ofter will indicate or "preview" how retched the shit will be.
"Whoops that preview fart is a sign of things to come. I better go take the browns to the superbowl"
by old man withers November 11, 2006

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the paperwork given to an inmate in prison that enables their release
"I finally got my walking papers today."
by Old man withers August 13, 2005

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