Ohio River East's definitions

ShopRite traveler

One who enjoys shopping at ShopRite and traveling all across Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware and Maryland, especially for food to order.

The ShopRite traveler sure had a great time at the Mystic Aquarium!

by Ohio River East November 1, 2021

8,000 chains

A fancy way to say 100 miles for those who love numbers, especially big numbers.

Where can we go within 100 miles of home?

8,000 chains? How about New York City!

by Ohio River East October 30, 2021

Four figure communicator

One who works hard for phones that are $1,000 or more plus tax, shipping, service and activation fee. Currently includes the iPhone 13 Pro Max, but not iPhone 13 Pro.

No need to be a four figure communicator, the iPhone 13 Pro does everything the Pro Max does, including high quality pictures!

by Ohio River East November 27, 2021

Way ever

When someone knowingly runs afoul of directions.

Can you give me a hamburger without any cheese? I asked for one without cheese.

Sorry, they all come with cheese.

Way ever!

by Ohio River East October 29, 2021

Megacycle

What Amazon calls working 10 hours a day, 4 consecutive days a week on a consistent basis, whether directly employed or not.

When can you visit me?

I work the megacycle at Amazon. Thursday through Saturday right now.

by Ohio River East October 30, 2021

SVG artist

One who gets a kick out of using scalable vector graphics files, especially those in the public domain like state, provincial, regional and national insignia.

The SVG artist sure loves his custom made apparel!

by Ohio River East November 27, 2021

Six score traditionalist

Being in the habit of vigorously decorating a house that is 120 years old or more every month based on the most important day in that month, like Christmas for the whole month of December.

What a house you have here! I love it!

I call myself the six score traditionalist!

by Ohio River East November 27, 2021