Ohio River East's definitions

Four figure communicator

One who works hard for phones that are $1,000 or more plus tax, shipping, service and activation fee. Currently includes the iPhone 13 Pro Max, but not iPhone 13 Pro.

No need to be a four figure communicator, the iPhone 13 Pro does everything the Pro Max does, including high quality pictures!

by Ohio River East November 27, 2021

ShopRite traveler

One who enjoys shopping at ShopRite and traveling all across Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware and Maryland, especially for food to order.

The ShopRite traveler sure had a great time at the Mystic Aquarium!

by Ohio River East November 1, 2021

8,000 chains

A fancy way to say 100 miles for those who love numbers, especially big numbers.

Where can we go within 100 miles of home?

8,000 chains? How about New York City!

by Ohio River East October 30, 2021

Megacycle

What Amazon calls working 10 hours a day, 4 consecutive days a week on a consistent basis, whether directly employed or not.

When can you visit me?

I work the megacycle at Amazon. Thursday through Saturday right now.

by Ohio River East October 30, 2021

Ohio River East

The East Coast of the United States plus Mississippi, Kentucky and their border states.

As loved ones, we can enjoy the Northeast, Southeast, and the rest of the states that border Kentucky together any time! We’ll call all those states the Ohio River East.

by Ohio River East October 29, 2021

Way ever

When someone knowingly runs afoul of directions.

Can you give me a hamburger without any cheese? I asked for one without cheese.

Sorry, they all come with cheese.

Way ever!

by Ohio River East October 29, 2021

Michigan Tech traveler

One who neither minds cold weather nor driving two days each way to visit family.

I can live in the U.P. for 20 years or more as a Michigan Tech traveler, especially with all the improvements in technology since last score!

by Ohio River East November 27, 2021