the hottest person ever like no joke yall this man won the genetics lottery cause HOT DAMN
all the girls at school are in love with vittorio
the happiest place on earth
person1 - we're going to costco
person 2 - FUCK YA
the bouncer at Bergenheim that only let me into the club cause i said "ikea is from the underworld"
Sven likes it when i do drugs
that one game we all played with in walmart but never actually bought
bruh i loved playing bop it when i was a kid
when you gotta take a dump rlly badly so you squat infront of a tree
I GOTTA TAKE A PHAT SHIT MA DOOD
when you let your friend blow a load on your pinky toe
Bro 1 - Hey bro I've thought about it a lot and I'm gonna let you blow a load on my pinky toe.
Bro 2 - Omg bro you're gonna let me cattywampus you?
Bro 1 - Anything for you bro
Bro 2 - Awww bro
