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Definitions by Ogre Saliva

watermelon sugar

Ayy mami gimme that watermelon sugar
watermelon sugar by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Cattywampus

when you let your friend blow a load on your pinky toe
Bro 1 - Hey bro I've thought about it a lot and I'm gonna let you blow a load on my pinky toe.
Bro 2 - Omg bro you're gonna let me cattywampus you?
Bro 1 - Anything for you bro
Bro 2 - Awww bro
Cattywampus by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020
when someone says something so fucked up the only appropriate response is bruh
person 1 - hey man i really wanna fuck mr. wildeman
person 2 - bruh
bruh by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020
when you take the phatest shit of your life and your colon rips due to your shit's tremendous girth
person 1 - damn bro i gotta take a shit
person 2 - omg man i have you don't have a redd
Redd by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020
when you gotta take a dump rlly badly so you squat infront of a tree
I GOTTA TAKE A PHAT SHIT MA DOOD
phat shit by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

gorilla arms 

when you were born with freakishly long and hairy arms. can also be paired with freakishly long fingers also known as tentacle fingers
bruh you got gorilla arms freak
gorilla arms by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

monkey twigging 

when you are at the zoo and buy a kebab so you now have a long stick and decide to poke it into the bellybutton of a monkey
rando - idk what to do with my long kebab stick
other rando - why don't you do some monkey twigging

rando - GENIUS!!!
monkey twigging by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020