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"Whoconfut" is what you say when someone coughs. a bless you or gesundheit for coughing.

"Who-con-fut"

Man: *coughs*
Woman: Whoconfut.
Man: Thank you.

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by Offwhite_whiteoff July 19, 2018

Something a man does across your nipples.

"He ghostchar Smeels Across Your Nipples"
-AI dungeon

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by Offwhite_whiteoff March 17, 2021

Scurmurmun is the act of garnishing your food with the bodies of spiders.

"Dude, I just saw the creepiest movie! They had an entire scene purely of Scurmurmun."

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by Offwhite_whiteoff March 15, 2020