Definitions by Officer Matt O'Brien

Eau Claire éclair 

A delectable treat of the ass.

I came in her ass and it was a Eau Claire éclair

Eau Claire éclair by Officer Matt O'Brien November 3, 2023

Fairfax Fudgsicle 

The insertion of a feces-covered phallic object into a person's mouth. There are three roles involved in this act: a penetrator, a supplier of feces, and a recipient of the feces-covered phallic object. The roles can be independent, but a given individual can also fill multiple roles.

Since you were so nice and took me to Buca di Beppo, I have been packing in a little treat for ya. Get ready for a Fairfax Fudgsicle for dessert.

Fairfax Fudgsicle by Officer Matt O'Brien November 6, 2021

Mankato Milkman

A consummate professional who simultaneously acquires "milk" from at least one man and one woman. He strives for satisfaction of all parties through the use of hands, feet, mouth, or any other appendages/orifices. The Mankato Milkman is motivated by both Gaelic lore surrounding fairies and Minnesota customs. Although "Mankato Milkman" implies a male actor, the term can apply to individuals of all genders.

James is such a Mankato Milkman, they have been collecting the healing juices by jerking dick and squeezing teats for days.

Mankato Milkman by Officer Matt O'Brien November 5, 2021

Peoria Piledriver 

When a heterosexual male member of law enforcement fills his rectum with neutral grain alcohol (at least 180 proof) and is penetrated anally by the penis of one or more other heterosexual male(s).

Johny is not gay, he just likes to like to do the Peoria Piledriver with officer Matt O'Brien.

Peoria Piledriver by Officer Matt O'Brien April 9, 2021