Definitions by Ocyanic
Hyportelloflankstecillus
A relatively unknown bacterial species discovered in 1635 by biologist Hendrik Schæpsvaarder in an island off the coast of Tasmania, with no discernible symptoms among the infected. Only about 2 deaths have been observed as a direct result of the bacteria, though a history of poor health had been observed in both cases.
I just got infected with a huge amount of Hyportelloflankstecillus, but cause it has no symptoms I’ll hopefully be fine.
Hyportelloflankstecillus by Ocyanic July 26, 2023